Office Date by Rachel Van Dyken
Author:Rachel Van Dyken [Van Dyken, Rachel]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Van Dyken Enterprises INC
Published: 2022-06-01T16:00:00+00:00
Chapter Ten
Ivy
Iâve never seen him so drunk in my entire life. Itâs like he was just blindly taking tequila like it was water, and then to make matters worse, I had to help him into his apartment, which didnât really work out as planned since he couldnât find his damn key fob.
So here we are.
Him snoring on the couch in my apartment.
Me lying in my bed, wishing I could put a pillow over his head just so he stops snoring and a lot of moaning from his end. And not the good moaning, the whole, Iâm gonna wake up soon and probably puke all over the carpet moaning.
I finally fall asleep around two in the morning, only to wake up an hour later to the sound of a toilet flushing and more moans.
âSleeeep!â I yell.
âSo sorry, was busy puking out my brains.â Comes right back. âHey, the couch is super uncomfortable. Can I just crash with you?â
âYou have an apartment!â I remind him.
âToo much energy.â And then my doorâs getting opened, and Jackâs stumbling into my room and throwing himself onto the king-sized bed. âHold me. Iâm sad.â
âNo!â I almost laugh. âYouâre not sad; youâre just still drunk!â
âWhose idea was the shots?â he grumbles into his pillow. âDemon woman.â
I jerk the blankets away from him. âClearly the drunk personâs.â
âI hate drunk persons.â He turns on his side. âI puked once, brushed my teeth, wait, was that your toothbrushââ
âAre you kidding right now?â
He laughs. âThere was a spare in the bathroom, most likely from Dustin stockpiling these apartments and getting worried about being fired.â
âIâm sure thatâs a daily concern where Max is concerned.â I take a deep breath and exhale. âNow, I need sleep. Which means if youâre going to just lay there breathing heavy, at least make yourself useful and attempt to even out the mattress.â
âIâm sorry, what?â
âYou know.â I toss on my side, âEven out the mattress, where equal parties do their part in making sure that nobody just rolls into the middle.â
âThe hell kind of mattresses have you been sleeping on?â
Single ones.
Ones without other people.
I stay silent. âJust⦠stop talking.â
âNo, Iâm genuinely concerned that you think this is a thing.â
âHow are you so sober?â
âWater?â His answer. âNo, but seriously, this whole mattress balance act, how does it even work if weâre having sex.â
âWE ARE NOT HAVING SEX.â
âIN THEORY!â he snaps. âIâm not stripping you naked right now, am I?â
Why does that make me want to say something snappy like, you should, or you wish, or I guess thatâs not snappy; itâs just immature.
âWhy are we yelling again?â I whisper.
He lowers his voice. âYou started it.â
âVery mature.â I pound the pillow beneath my cheek and stare at him. Who looks that hot after getting drunk and puking? Life isnât fair.
âYes, Iâve been known to be addressed as an adult from time to time.â He leans in. I can smell his minty breath, and I hate that Iâm tempted to kiss him.
Hello, he just vomited up half of Tijuana from that mouth.
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